My dog is f*cking perfect
My dog is f*cking perfect
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Let’s be honest—your dog isn’t just a good boy or girl… they’re flawless. Fierce. Fabulous. And now there’s finally a t-shirt that says it like you mean it. The "My Dog is F*cking Perfect" tee is made for unapologetic dog parents who aren’t here to sugarcoat their obsession.
Crafted from buttery-soft cotton and built for maximum side-eye deflection, this shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the bold, the proud, and the dog-obsessed. Wear it to the park, the vet, brunch, or literally anywhere you want to shut down small talk and make a big statement.
Details:
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Unisex fit for all proud pup people
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Soft, breathable fabric—because chasing perfection shouldn’t be sweaty
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Subtly censored, wildly honest
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Approved by 9 out of 10 perfect pups (the last one was chewing a sock)
Because your dog is f*cking perfect. And you deserve a shirt that says so.
Material
Material
- Light fabric
- Unisex fit, see size chart above
- 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Runs true to size
- Printed and shipped locally for quick delivery
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
- Machine wash at a low heat.
- Wash garments inside-out, with similar colors and aviod excessive spinning.
- Avoid using bleach. Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary.
- Avoid fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry on a low cycle. Hang-dry for longer life.
- Cool iron inside-out. Do not iron directly on the print.
- Do not dry clean
Shipping
Shipping
- Orders are typically shipped within 5 days of placing the order
- Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
- Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based
